All together now…eeeew!
I don’t remember where or why I picked up the yucky habit of picking the green and eating it like it was a Caesar Salad, but I do know I wasn’t willing to give it up. Maybe I felt the need to conquer those hard boogies. They were so uncomfortable and difficult to blow out into a tissue, so perhaps I thought: why not give it a go the caveman way? Soon, I became an addict. I transformed into those scrawny, skinny dudes who will suck your dick for some cash for crack. Not even all-powerful mami could coerce me to quit. She tried, dabbing my fingernails in garlic and threatening me with chankletasos, but I was obsessed! Read more.
